5 Reasons Why Tall People Are Better
Posted on 17 May 2015
Fat Bastard once said, “I’m bigger than you, I’m higher on the food chain.”
More tall means, well, more. And whoever said, “Less is more,” was obviously compensating for their lack of height. We, the vertically gifted, are better, and you know it.
What better way to demonstrate tall superiority than with Pitch Perfect's Fat Amy? NONE.
1. We're easily noticed.
2. More real estate for clothes.
3. We can eat so. much. food.
4. No one wants to mess with tall.
5. Tall people have better tee shirts.